Faceplants are painful, and this little guy has a problem handling the hurt when he falls out of a pickup truck and screams like a girl.

There was nothing wrong with this car's rear axle when he first started towing it, but it'll need some body work after this dumb fail.

Puking is bad enough, but falling over the trash can this badly just adds insult and injury.

A few years back the Nintendo 64 Kid went crazy at Christmas. This dude was so pumped about getting a Wii at one point he almost blacks out.

Nose-picking is a bad habit, but this dad probably didn't mean to discipline his kid like this.

It's this kind of stupidity that made crosswalks necessary in the first place. She's lucky to be alive.

Ironic that this moronic mover's New Year's Eve hangover lead to a crushing collision with this overhang.

I believe this one is called the '180 Probably-Become-Sterile Crunch Grab.'

A pedestrian in Israel is walking home from work when 75ft behind him a rocket blows up a parking lot. Fortunately, for this guy he walked away unharmed.

Robbie Maddison achieves the impossible, jumping his motorcycle over 120 feet to the top of the Arc de Triomphe at the Paris Las Vegas and then jumped back down.

This dude wipes on his board and slides about 10 feet down the street on his bare stomach.

The famous French prankster pulls a land shark routine on a bunch of crotchety old fishermen.

Fighting seems like the best way to get the half-off merchandise at this mall.

A kid as fiery as his red hair gets shot by a goofy friend as he is mowing the lawn, then he throws a knife.

Forklifts seem like very bad luck vehicles. Then again, this man is amazingly fortunate that these shelves didn't crush him completely.

Who knows what bet this Russian guy lost, but he pays his debt with seared flesh on a glowing hot stove top.

These two idiots manage too crash into each other while spinning out in a large empty parking lot.

Crazy tricks like this belong in video games, but they manage to flip and crash without getting hurt.

Mixed feelings about this video: it is awesome to see her strip down and get wet, but hopefully she manages to stay dirty as well.

This dudes roommmate is returning from class and just as he steps off the elevator he gets nailed in the face with a garbage can lid.

This kid scares the hell out of his girlfriend on Christmas morning.

In hard economic times, some people can't even afford to head to the slopes. They have to faceplant off their grandma's shed instead.

Here's a deleted scene from 'Fast and the Furious: Bozo Drift.'

This amateur thief gets locked into the bank he held up and is finally arrested. Should've listened to Hans Gruber: 'Shoot the glass!'

This kid has his buddy film him jumping over a chair and table leading up to what is likely the most predictable face plant of all time.

You probably have seen a lot of these clips over the past few years but this is a really cool compilation of chance makes or near misses.

Skiing is an entertaining sport, especially when two skiers collide.

Were any of your presents broken on delivery this year? You probably had this expert as your delivery man.

A hilarious cover of Metallica's 'Enter Sandman' played entirely on the kazoo. Don't try to upload it to Napster, though.

A hot trick like this can backfire so easily and so literally.